Hi. Let me introduce "Drive Angry"

What can I say? The film turned out to say the least not a fountain. Yes, he has a lot of advantages, but lack of space and found ... It's a shame that in most places they prevail!

Now, first things first. Hero Nicolas Cage, John Milton is very brutal, so do not wonder he looked around without too much trouble all around her little finger and got a hell of a suite from where not taken back. But he did it not just so, and to seek revenge for what Satanists, led by its nouveau-messiah John King (Billy Burke) killed his daughter and now they want to sacrifice to Satan newborn granddaughter.

Himself the supreme overseer dark world does not like when the glory of his majesty kill children, so send your servant, accountant (William Fichtner), that he had noticed the fugitive, and, in extreme cases, helped him to avoid bloodshed of innocent victims.

Do I have to say that Milton, who returned from the world and has the support not only a pack of trunks and a demon from hell itself, of course, sever all point to the British flag and natyanet eye on the fifth spot?

Despite the fact that in movies such categories implementation is much more important story, the creators are hoping in vain that the stuffed only one firing and explosions, they get furious and kostolomatelny action, which will be warmly received by audiences. No, of course, fans of frank treshaka in the spirit of "Machete" (2010, Ethan Manikis, Robert Rodriguez), show Patrick Lyusse really like: brutal Nicolas Cage goes on a steep wheelbarrow with a beautiful woman in the passenger seat and occasionally planting each foe lead for most tomatoes - what could be more interesting?

However, in this case, really super-duper image turretless guy does not fit into the rotten atmosphere and the same kind of operation, which is frankly beginning to pass after forty-five minutes of survival on the screen. By the way, here alone is worth mentioning the excellent casting: Each character will receive elaborated and very kind, even in its own attractive, but doing everything with great reluctance. For example, it is necessary to save the child? Well, okay ... And do not care that you have to soak a hundred people in Slow-mo, that are still crawling on the rampage. Have to pull out of John Milton's out of your ass? So be it ... We must look after successful operation to rescue an innocent child? Was not.

"If you made me so angry, angry I will not like me!" - Roughly reflects the essence of the hero Nicolas Cage, so he is literally ready to cut in half of anyone who stands in his way.

The action takes place very reluctantly. First, sucking the viewer into its sticky atmosphere of interesting twists and colorful characters, and then does not release from his tenacious networks and forces to "enjoy" frankly faint stripes on izzhivshem a transport, drove them from the nearby landfill and heartily stuffed with fireworks. In the end, it all comes down to a sparse exchanges of fire and disperse a crowd of demonstrators, Satanists, as well as clashes heap of scrap metal with different objects. In between this outrage many enemies receive either a bullet on the head when the cartridge end in endless trunks, which, for decency occasionally recharged.

It seems that the heroes do not live in the presented world and exist separately from it. For example, the unreal, even fantastic looks batrachaschaya waitress chic girl Piper (Amber Heard) from an ideal makeup, manicured hands, hair and straight legs. Usually in such work quickly lose the gloss and glitter, but not in this movie. It seems that the work in full swing no diner, but in a luxurious restaurant!

At the same time unlucky groom change this beauty is not clear who, even despite the fact that his bride brings salary to the house at the time, as he rubbed his pants on the couch! Too far-fetched, but it gives an opportunity to develop the plot and start a relationship of the protagonists. In general consequences of this are reduced to banal Sulky catch-up with unctuously-pathos speeches in the spirit: "I am pleased to have a beer from the skull of the main reptile."

It would seem that could be better than a large and ongoing boom-boom-bdysch "in 3D? In fact, everything was pretty sad, and rather trite and abundantly sucked from the finger! Car crash filmed entirely "not tasty", sometimes turning into a circus show for the best stuntman. In this case, nobody has demonstrated anything new! Moreover, some branded chips were stolen from the movie "The Matrix: Reloaded (2003, Andy Wachowski, Larry Wachowski) and "Die Hard 4.0" (2007, Len Wiseman).

When watching, the feeling that the demonstration of all this misery in the frame is needed only for the sake of a tick. How else to explain, for example, that the car rides, rides and blows on level ground or soars into the sky, aka plane! Why explode? Because it supposedly computer bullet hits, pathetically fired from a shotgun by John Milton for a couple of kilometers, while simultaneously breaking and the engine and fuel tank and killing the driver, and after full-shrouded junk flames. Why take off? Because at the pre-prepared springboard drove! Wow, how cool! You can upload straight!

The ending - it is generally a separate issue. Creators have presented the worst thing that could pile up at all in terms of special effects. When viewing a gripping lasting impression that the film did not in 2011, and twenty or thirty years ago: some obscure burning symbols of Satanists in flames after car stalled and yuzuyuschaya on the spot and shot all the left and right main character. This chaos looks like a carnival show, organized by three pennies. Literally every frame is filled with misery to the brim so that the view just to the side you want to lead ...

With a budget of fifty million dollars and nonweak technological progress could bloat such that the viewer's delight and admiration of 3D glasses to burst, because the eyes of the orbits would have started popping up right in the screen! Instead, you must breed one hundred and four minutes, and occasionally squeeze out a smirk, that even how to respond to a very mediocre action. Basically have to suppress the annoying and pristavuchuyu yawn, which is most vividly illustrated by visuals.

Yes, the characters look good and appropriate, but to intermarry with the audience they fail. For anyone not to worry, because everything is banal and predictable, right up to the nausea! Even if someone shoot the head, he had no problems come to life! It is now a new fashion feature in the film.

Previously, the protagonist kill an entire army, armed to the teeth of a single gun, now any treshak can do without that someone has not knocked out the brains, and he did not rise closer to the final or immediately at the scene. Despite the fact that in this film, this incredible progress has been substantiated and partially relevant, it still looked like a child.

To summarize, I want to ask a question: "Looks like there experiences the emotions of a real super-action movie?" Of course not! By the way, praise and very fashionable 3D in this case looks very feeble: a couple of times to display the bullets flew several times in the audience flew some debris, but otherwise only weak obemchik that does not justify the finding of the glasses over one hundred four minutes. As a result, eye strain, but the effect is not felt. It is a pity that such an ambitious project was a pacifier and, indeed, a waste of tens of millions, and time ...

In principle, the creators provide the viewer the opportunity to look at the not very successful hybrid films "Eight millimeter" (1999, Joel Schumacher), "Gone in sixty seconds" (2000, Dominic Sena) and "Ghost Rider" (2007, Mark Steven Johnson). But, realizing his idea, they interfere with a bunch of interesting stories, transforming the resulting mix of unintelligible nonsense and minimize the effects, make it easier to schedule, but the soul of your project nashpigovyvayut stupidity, illogic, a bunch of corpses and vacuous firing, leaving a piece of mysticism of "Racer . The result is not digested vinaigrette, which attracts its gloss and shine, but it is proving to be utterly rotten from the inside.

The film "The enraged pursuer 3D" (in domestic box office "Crazy Riding 3D") Patrick Lyusse to be very so-so, despite the fact that it contains excellent actors who embody on the screen really images, but also not weak budget. Mediocre graphics, absolutely no chase and a fabulous shoot, where one makes all show a complete lack of professionalism of the creators! And, in principle, provide an opportunity to clearly see that on the set of people really do not know what to do and how to fill in timing! Therefore, removed anything that looks like something. Just once in his spare time to look possible, in order to kill a little more than half an hour, but no more.

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