Hello =) Please read my new REVIEW. "Tourist"

Alexander Pearce is very popular in Europe. On the one hand, seeing him looking for English-Russian (do not ask), the Mafia, which he had been robbed. On the other hand, Sasha vozhdeleet Interpol - one of only taxpayers it owes 742 million.

The problem is that 40 of them, Alexander has spent on plastic surgery and now no one knows how it looks.

Pierce's girlfriend, Elisa (as well as others, were in the dark about his new appearance) receives an order to go to Venice. Along the way prescribed for her to pick up someone of suitable stature to the parties concerned to think if it was Pierce and there.

The train Eliza quickly find an American tourist - a teacher of mathematics, but with the face of Johnny Depp. Tourists not stubborn - the guy is not in vain represented by Frank Tupelo.

People who know say that the French film "Elusive" (seems like everything that is being shot in Hollywood - a rework of good French films) - far from stupid tape and folding. Decoupling in it - in fact, surprising, and prior to her plot twists do not lack logic and are not devoid of suspense.

German von Donnersmarck, who was called to do an American remake, for some reason decided outright that the "Tourist" is a comedy.

In an interview Donnersmarck says that when he brought the script, he immediately rewrote it so that "every page has at least one joke. " Would not bother. Having the Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, comic effect can be achieved without hitting a finger.

First all the way walking around as if on a podium, an enigmatic smile and do not seem to quite understand how it is - the Ambassador of Peace and the mother of 148 children - landed in such a frivolous context. The second - a little Jack Sparrow, even when jumping in my pajamas at the Venetian rooftops.

The trouble, however, is not that the crime thriller turned into an anecdote, but the fact that this anecdote - an old, stupid, vulgar and desperately unfunny.

And these parts intrigue - it is not much a "Sixth Sense". So, after half an hour after the start, one question remains - what annoys stronger: animated dolls from Disneyland, Venice postcard sugary or bearded jokes about stupid Americans (at least one on every page).

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